Fictionally Asked Questions

Everything You Never Wanted to Know

What’s a Chatsubobar?
The Chatsubo Bar is a location in Neuromancer, my favorite book. You should read it or listen to the wonderful audiobook.

I need to ask you something, where is the comments section?
Comments sections are a waste of RAM. Send me an email.

Why does your website look terrible?
It doesn’t. I use plain HTML because it loads quickly and doesn’t require a lot of system resources. (Also it looks great)

What is your favorite Pokemon?
Slowbro, but I also have a special place in my heart for Rhyhorn.

Can I follow you on Twitter?
No, Twitter is evil. It corrupts the hearts of men.

I have a complaint!
Please, send me an email, I’ll get right on it.

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